Seishirou Uyehara's Wonderful World of Anime

Name: Jeremy
Age: 17
Just a casual person that floats around, watches anime, reviews them, and proceeds to write any fanfics that come to mind. Shipping also appears a lot here.
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Anonymous asked: Abraham Lincoln Ackerman: *paints a mural with ice cream*

memosfromlevi:

I COULD HAVE EATEN THAT ICE CREAM, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS FAMILY???

sasscameron:

the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

huffingtonpost:

Japan’s annual Kanamara Matsuri festival, aka the “Festival of the Steel Phallus.”

(Source: Getty Images)

What the actual literal fuck

legend goes that a woman who had vagina dentata or “teeth” in her vagina (be it a demon or std), castrated her lover’s penis on their wedding night. she asked a blacksmith for help and he made her pretty much an iron dildo to break the teeth off

the tradition celebrates this iron penis, hence its name, festival of steel phallus

in more modern times, sex workers would to go to a shrine to pray for protection from STDs while couples would pray for healthy pregnancies and marriages.

it is also regarded as a fertility festival, where couples would pray for the health of their babies or hope that babies are in the future

the tradition has raised HIV awareness and research efforts in japan so like yeah it’s actually a very neat and positive thing yeah

(via thisisurheichouspeaking)

deaththetroll:

pessimisticrainbow:

friendfromthelitterbox:

I had just gotten home from school and my older brother was home so I started annoying him while wearing my unicorn mask and he just stops and goes

"fine. fine. I know how to deal with this"

and goes into his room

and comes out with an actual samurai sword

anD CHASES ME

SAYING HE’S A UNICORN HUNTER

HELP HE’S 21

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(via azlyn5)